GOD is recalling all units manufactured

August 21, 2013 by  
Filed under newsletter-miscellaneous

recall noticeRECALL  NOTICE:

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year,  due to a serious defect in the primary and  central component of the heart.

This  is due to a malfunction in the original  prototype units code named Adam and Eve,  resulting in the reproduction of the same defect  in all subsequent units.

This defect has been identified as “Substantial  Internal Non-morality,” more commonly known as  S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

JesusThe Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault  for this defect, is providing factory-authorized  repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most  generously offered to bear the entire burden of  the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is:  P-R-A-Y-E-R

Once connected, please upload your burden of  SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair  Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

JesusNo matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!

–  GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may  contact the Father any time by ‘Knee mail’!

Because HE Lives!

Working for God on earth doesn’t pay much……  But His retirement plan is out of  this world!

– fwd: reynold dcruz

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